"I have to go pee or else I'm just gonna pee all over myself."
What would you do if you were starting to hit it off with someone in a club, and then they said that?
Answer: I left.
Answer: I left.
posted by Chris Althouse Cohen at 2:12 AM
13 Comments:
Yeah, this one asked me to wait for him. Like I'm really gonna do that.
Now I thought the deal breaker was the use of the juvenile word 'pee', not as bad as whizz or weewee, but pretty childish.
But just not wanting to give a person time to use the facilities when needed seems kind of immature as well, or am I missing something?
Michael Farris: Keep in mind that this was not someone I went to the club with, it was someone I had just met there.
"this was not someone I went to the club with, it was someone I had just met there"
How long do you have to know someone before they're allowed to go to the bathroom?
How long do you have to know someone before they're allowed to go to the bathroom all over themself?
Ann: A VERY long time.
Chris: Me, I wouldn't wait around. The trouble with standing still in a club is that everyone takes that as an invitation to make their approach.
I don't know that I would toss the dude and leave, though. But, you know, high standards are a good thing!
Jennifer: My problem is with the discussion of peeing. I don't wanna hear that.
Chris: Oh, I see. Well, if peeing-all-over-himself charm was the first thing he broke out, homeskillet doesn't sound so appetizing.
"I don't wanna hear that."
Hey, is that an allusion to "The Comeback"?
Ann: Yes.
Yeah, I can never understand people making constant references what they're going to do in the bathroom when they're talking to someone they're hoping to have sex with. Why would that make me interested?
*sorry, that should have been "...constant references TO..."
The verification word is actually
kguusm
which sounds like the very climax of disgust -- gagging
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