Thursday, May 11, 2006

Grave Theft

Animal rights extremists take the body of an 82-year-old woman, related to the owners of a guinea pig breeding farm, in an ongoing effort to torment the farm's owners. I understand that they're extremists, but couldn't they at least steal something more directly relevant to what they're protesting against? If you're not obsessively in love with the deceased, leave the body alone.


Blogger Mark Daniels said...

It's even difficult to imagine how this whole plot was hatched.

Maybe one night over lagers and lime, one activist said to the others, "Hey, I know how we can get these people out of the guinea pig-breeding business. We'll exhume their granny's body in the middle of the night!" "Hey," a second one must have said, "why didn't I think of that before? It's brilliant."

Had there been a sober one in the bunch, he would have certainly said something like, "Ummm. In what way is this relevant?" Clearly, they were all slammed, though.

This is bizarre.

Mark Daniels

12:21 AM  

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