Spiderhouse

I'm sitting at Spiderhouse cafe in Austin, Texas. Though not entirely outdoors, its main draw is the wacky setup outside, filled with cracked sculptures and fossilized bikes and bathtubs:




Here, you can drink your latte while watching a child continuously piss:




I once came to this cafe and went home to watch an episode of The Simple Life. Midway through the episode, completely unexpectedly, Paris Hilton comes to this very cafe!

I see they've erected this piece in her memory:



Naughty sculpture.